Obama vs. Putin---An Exclusive Look at their Dreams and Nightmares

By definition, President Obama's desire to "lead the world from behind" and "stay above the fray" of the nastiness of daily politics would put him in the category of an Omega male.

By contrast, Russia's Putin, an Alpha male, seeks to be dominant on the world stage, continually showing his physical prowess and his desire to be a powerful world leader.

I can only imagine what their dreams and nightmares must be like.

In Putin's dreams, he envisions himself as Perseus, mortal son of Zeus, battling the minions of the underworld, a hero in the "Clash of the Titans." When Obama falls asleep, he has immediate nightmares of his leading role in his failed 2009 disaster, "Cash for Clunkers."

Putin dreams of his exciting days as an agent in the KGB, while Obama has nightmares of the NRA, the GOP, and freedom of the press defenders, the ACLU.

Putin has satisfying dreams after pulling off the successful 2014 Winter Olympics. Obama continues to have nightmares about his 2010 trip to Copenhagen to personally plea for his hometown of Chicago to be awarded the 2016 Summer Olympics. His unprecedented campaign failed. The IOC, instead, gave the 2016 games to Rio de Janeiro.

Putin has sweet dreams of rebuilding the old Soviet Union after his successful invasion of Ukraine's Crimea region--a total disregard for international law. Obama has nightmares about his secret disregard for Constitutional law and the ensuing backlash-- after revelations of his administration spying on reporters, American conservatives, and Senate staffers.

Now that Putin is being considered for the Nobel Peace Prize, his dreams project him as the world leader who brokered the peaceful end of chemical weapons in Syria. Obama's dreams still rekindle the "Rose Garden Beer Summit of 2009," just eight days after a black Harvard professor had been arrested by a white police officer, who Obama declared had "acted stupidly." It was an historic moment in American history as the White House peacefully served Bud Light, Red Stripe, and Blue Moon beers.

Putin dreams about riding wild horses, shirtless, killing Siberian tigers with his bare hands, and defeating Russian terrorists, single handedly, by using his martial arts skills. Meanwhile, President Obama dreams of successfully picking the NCAA Final Four, playing golf with Tiger Woods, and performing in Las Vegas as an Al Green impersonator.

Sorry, but the morning alarm has awakened our world leaders. It's time to get back to reality.

President Obama has a healthy breakfast, gives Michelle and the girls a kiss, and is ready to continue his "year of action" with his pen and phone.

President Putin, meanwhile, downs his breakfast of Russian Vodka, calls his mistress, 30-year-old Alina Kabaeva, and faces a new day with his AK-47 and nuclear briefcase.