WASHINGTON--A Cuckoo's Nest of Green Eggs and Anarchists

President Obama believes he is being bullied by the opposing party. He admitted, "They're focused on trying to mess with me!" That can't be so. The most powerful man in the world--the founder of the "Kill List"--commander of the world's mightiest military--is paranoid about getting "messed with." It's true. He's cried out to anyone who would listen that a certain "faction" of lawmakers threatens to send the United States into default and are using "extortion" against him. Alert the Secret Service!

Could this be true? I investigated further. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid confirmed the allegations on Sept. 23rd from the floor of the U.S. Senate. "The radical Tea Party plan to shut down the government" and "we are not going to bow to Tea Party anarchists."

And then it happened. On Sept.24th, just one day later, alleged GOP anarchist Senator Ted Cruz took to the floor of the U.S. Senate and responded with a reading of the radical book, "Green Eggs and Ham."

If the "extremists" continue this king of anti-government rhetoric, Republican internment camps may soon become necessary.

Our nation is now in the hands of Democrat and Republican leaders who have displayed the maturity and mentality of six-year-olds.

President Obama is trapped in the mindset of a partisan community organizer. John Boehner and Eric Cantor have no communication skills. Harry Reid should be in a nursing home. And Nancy Pelosi should be barred from all sharp objects.

Washington has officially become the reincarnation of Jack Nicholson's Cuckoo's Nest.