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The Final Blog About Adolf Hitler Campbell

Three New Jersey children with Nazi-inspired names have been placed in the custody of that state. The reason for the intervention has not been released to the public and probably won't be since they are minors.

Contrary to a dastardly rumor being spread on the Internet, this blog had nothing -- I repeat, nothing -- to do with this act of sanity by the state of New Jersey.

Ok, so I exaggerated a little. There was no rumor started on the Internet and if there was, I probably would have been the one to start it. Hey, you do what you have to do to generate blog traffic.

And Adolf Hitler Campbell was good for traffic on this blog. The two blogs I've written about that poor child and his squirrelly-ass parents have generated almost 1800 page views at the time of this writing.

And so, as promised, this is my third and final blog on lil' Adolf.

A completion of a trilogy -- inspired by The Lord of the Rings, but without any of the substance or literary merit -- whose parts basically have nothing in common with each other except my ranting about the ding-a-lings who named their son after Adolf Hitler and a reference to an esoteric beverage dispensing appliance.

I've given a lot of thought as to what I could write that I haven't already made up about a 3-year-old with seriously stupid parents. Frankly, there's not much. So I leave you with this Ode to Adolf.