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GSR Quest Week #4
Brad versus Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
For this week's Google Search Result update, I've decided to pair off against that animation classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
I've been watching this Christmas special every year for as long as I can remember and it was no surprise that Rudolph topped the GSR list for this week. After all, his name is part of the title.
What was surprising was that The Bumble came in second followed by Hermey with Yukon Cornelius being fourth.
I think Mr. Cornelius would be pissed off if he knew The Bumble had almost 5000 more GSRs than him. I bet he'd come out swinging his pick-ax and not necessarily in a friendly manner. More like in a Sopranos / Rod Blagojevich kind of way.
"You got 16,600 GSRs, you big, white furry BLEEP???!!!! Let's see if my BLEEPING pick-ax will bounce off your furry BLEEP 16,000 times, you BLEEP!"
Yukon Cornelius strikes me as possibly being a manic-depressive. One minute he's happily hunting for gold, and the next minute he's sitting in the corner nursing a bottle of Jim Beam. Or at least he is in the Director's Cut version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. You should rent it sometime.
As far as my GSRs for this week, they inched up slowly. As usual, I got my butt kicked.
I don't mind Rudolph or Yukon or The Bumble, but Charlie-In-The-Box? I got pummeled by a toy of questionable sexual orientation? Perhaps it's just me, but he could have just as easily been named Charlie-In-The-Closet.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Whatever Charlie wants to do behind closed toy chest doors is his business and none of mine.
But, what is most humiliating this week is getting stomped by Hermey.
I don't know which is worse.
Getting my butt kicked by an elf. Or a dentist.
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