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Cheap High Heels and a Hot Flash
Cheryl Dietrich

"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...."

Posted Thursday, July 19, 2012, at 12:19 PM

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  • Really enjoyed this blog. Funny, and sounds like a really down to earth lady. Can't wait to read more.

    -- Posted by Big Cissy on Mon, Jul 23, 2012, at 3:15 PM
  • I'm a bit older than you, but some things through the saga of life never change. I firmly believe that "boobs" were just another manifestation of God's sense of humor. And yes, we all wanted cleavage & were pretty much willing to do whatever it took; back in my day it was creams, tonics, special appraratuses etc., yet inevitably those glands were pretty much a product of genes. My family was poor (at least we fell into that definition back then) & I was the oldest of a herd of "Catholic" offspring born within a short period of time. So, my "problem" with small, whatever you want to call, them was trivial. I knew at an early age, if I wanted anything in life, I would have to go out, get a job, & earn it. So, whenever implants were introduced, I had to do the old left hand, right hand weight analysis. Left hand - boob job; Right hand - a tour overseas. I went for the trip. Don't regret it to this day, because in this crazy world we're living, I wouldn't dare travel there right now. I'm more tore up about that than all the breatsuses in the world & quite honestly, what they were created for in the first place (at least with the human species) they're rarely even being utilized. And I'm way past that stage. So, these days I'm grateful as hell that I don't have them "major headlights". I can't stand to wear a bra no matter whether it's a one snap or a 3 snap. Out of respect I will wear it town, but as soon as I hit my door I'm reaching up through the back of my shirt & releasing those babies. I can only have empathy with you well endowed women. Hot flashes for most will be temporary - Gravity is forever. LOVED your article - so did my husband. You have a gift. Maxie

    -- Posted by Maxie on Wed, Jul 25, 2012, at 6:13 PM